JACKSON
Turkeys attack truckers
Some aggressive wild turkeys are causing trouble at a Jackson business. The turkeys have attacked truck drivers and mechanics at Tri-County International Trucks.
Employee Dave Dodes said the turkeys are "not afraid of traffic, and now they chase people around." He said they’ve been spotted around the business for a long time but recently turned aggressive.
Dodes said a driver who dropped off his truck for service Friday morning was kept inside his vehicle by three turkeys. A worker went outside to create a diversion, and both men were chased inside the building.
SAGINAW
Man gets 90 days in sex with vacuum case
A man who police said was arrested for performing a se act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in the Saginaw County Jail.
Jason L. Savage also must submit to drug testing.
A Leak In The Safe 
I was once set upon by frozen turkeys and that was traumatizing enough.I can hardly imagine fending off LIVE turkeys.Nigel-without-a-vacuum-Patel